Elizabeth Basking Ridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, whores—fascinatin, yeah? Been around forever, like dental plaque, but sexier. I read once—get this—ancient Babylon had temple whores, sacred ones! Dudes paid to bang em for the gods. Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin bout that hustle—capitalism before capitalism! But it pisses me off too—modern whores get judged hard, like, c’mon, they’re just entrepreneurs! Same as me fixin teeth, only they’re fixin... other needs.

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Hooker Furniture · Howard Miller · Huntington House · John Thomas · KAS · Kincaid Furniture · Legacy Classic Furniture · Legacy Classic Kids · Legends Furniture.

There's this spot, seriously underrated – the Basking Ridge Park. It’s not huge but omg, the vibe there is raw. I used to sit on a worn bench near the little creek (ups, did I mention the creek? Yeah, it flows by the park, talk about nature’s drama) and just get in my feels, thinkin’ "Memory’s' messed up, man." There’s trees that whisper secrets, and I swear the wind recites lines from Memento sometimes... or maybe that’s just my wild imagination goin’ bonkers!

Dad 'Brutally Attacked', Carjacked In Basking Ridge Is Recovering