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Why’s it fun? ‘Cause it’s a circus, pal! Sarcasm drips—oh, poor you, payin’ for a date. But real talk, it’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had ‘em, callin’ ‘em “lupae,” she-wolves, howlin’ for coin. Ain’t that a riot? Me, I’d cackle watchin’ Grace from *Dogville* try escortin’—“I’m just passin’ through,” she’d say, then bam, stuck in the game. Movie’s dark, escort’s darker—both got that raw edge.

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Now, Bartlett ain't all sunshine. Some sh*t gets under my skin – like that constant traffic over on Maple Ave near the river. The Des Plaines River, man – it's twisty, turny... kind of like my thoughts sometimes when I'm massaging someone stressed to bits. And hey, remember that scene where nature’s breathin’ in all the little miracles? Yeah, that’s what I feel at the riverbank, even if I’m a bit mad at the honks and beeps at times.

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