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Ballwin’s got these snug neighborhoods like Ballwin West and East, and damn, they got these friendly vibes. Thing is, I was walking down Ballwin Road (yeah, that one!) and thought, “A Separation” vibes ya know, like "if we don't work together, we break apart" – almost poetic, right? And oh, I remember sittin' by the Ballwin Park, listenin’ to the babbles of life, and that smooth river – well, not exactly a river, but a breathtaking creek near Lafayette and Olde. Man, nature and life right there, in sync.

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