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Oh, and get this—didja know some folks hire “sex-dating coaches”? Yup, pay big bucks to learn how to wink right on Tinder! Ain’t that a hoot? I’d be all, “Son, just smile and don’t be a creep—there’s your lesson!” But it’s cutthroat out there—everybody’s spyin’, just like in *The Lives of Others*. “Hörst du das?”—you hear that?—it’s the sound of a million horny folks typin’ at once!

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I gotta say, though, sometimes this city gets me riled – like when those local council folks talk all fancy about “urban improvement” near Vista Drive but then ignore the real crannies where we need fixin’. Ugh, so maddening! But then, I walk by the old sunflower field near Old Mill Rd – oh, the memories! I sometimes forget the chaos inside my spa ‘cause the park’s so chill and fresh. And I tell ya, no movie scene beats that.

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