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So, I pull up—chaotic as fuck, tires screechin’, horn blastin’ like a damn clown car. She’s all, “You got cash, fam?” and I’m like, “Girl, I got SKILLS—teach ya to parallel park!” She laughs, like, “Bruh, I ain’t tryna park nothin’!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause—real talk—prostitutes don’t give a FUCK ‘bout drivin’ lessons, but I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see the absurdity! She’s out here hustlin’, and I’m tryna make it a driver’s ed skit!

CLEARER THINKING

Why are sex workers treated so badly in the US? What effects do licensing requirements have on sex workers and their customers?

So, yeah, Bailey (us) ain't perfect. I’ve made mistakes here and there—like steppin’ in puddles wearing my spa slippers countin’ as at least three typos in my brain! But hey, that’s life in this town: raw, chaotic, and beautiful like Brokeback Mountain’s nerve-wreckin’ scenes.

Alison Bailey