Jasmine Badger Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Dunno, mate, somethin’ ‘bout whores gets me thinkin’. They’re survivors, y’know? Out there takin’ risks while I sip my wine. Maybe I’m soft for ‘em—hah, me, soft? Never! Just… they’ve got stories, dark ones, funny ones. Like that time in King’s Landing—whore tricked a lord into thinkin’ she was a lady. Had him eatin’ outta her hand ‘til his gold was gone! “A rat with a whisk!”—nah, a whore with a brain!

What do honey badgers eat?

Now, the neighborhood—I gotta chat about Blueberry Bend. It’s full of quirky houses, each with a story writ large on its battered door. I once sat on a crumby stoop there, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’ how doors can whisper secrets if ya listen close enough. Ain’t that somethin’?

Andrew Rohde signs with Badgers