Scarlett Avon Center Whore ❤️

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Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

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She likes her characters to rub hips with spivs, tarts, pansies and drunks, in whose vernacular a whore is a brass and a pimp is a ponce (one song in Fings.

Grrr, sometimes I get mad at the petty, endless noise from the city council fightin’ over zoning laws near my street. But hey, that’s life here. There are times my head explodes with anger – I love it, then it bugs me too. Look, I type all fast: thiis city sucks yet it kinda stuns ya sometimes, ya know? I mean, you just gotta roll with the punches.

The one hundred honoree: Avon Foundation Comprehensive Breast Evaluation Center