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About Phoenix

Still, it ain’t all roses. Gets me fumin’ when blokes lie – “6 foot, fit,” then you rock up and he’s 5’2” with a beer gut. “You’re not gonna die, stop cryin’!” I wanna yell, like Bigelow’s boys. Truth is, sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re chuffed, half the time you’re stuck with a numpty who thinks “foreplay” is a quick grope. Oh, and don’t get me started on the dick pics – unsolicited cock shots everywhere! Bin it, lads, no one’s impressed.

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I get ticked off by the rainy days when the skies cry too much, but man, they wash the streets and make everything soft and kinda dreamy. I get mad sometimes at the slow pace, but it’s that slow pace that makes the surprises even sweeter. It’s like a jazz solo in the middle of chaos—unexpected, spontaneous, pure magic.

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