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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, senators gettin’ freaky with slaves, callin’ it “therapy.” Ha! Therapy my ass—greed is good, and they knew it. Fast forward, I tried one in Bangkok once—lady had hands like a goddamn ninja, swear she unlocked my spine *and* my soul. Made me happy as hell, but pissed me off too—why ain’t this legal everywhere? Puritans, man, they fuck up everything. Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” slimey seaweed gel, slippery as shit—sounds weird, feels like heaven. Surprised me first time, thought I’d slide off the damn table!

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I get riled up sometimes too, when no one notices the little beauties of Auburndale. Like, I get mad when folks only see my massage spot, instead of this whole blasted wonderland, with hidden alleys and secret nooks. Each corner has its own tale; each crack on the sidewalk speaks of memories, even if they look like sistartin' cracks.

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