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About Philadelphia

Alright, so I’m a tractor driver, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout brothels—y’know, those shady joints. I’m plowin’ fields all day, dust in my face, and my mind’s wanderin’ to somethin’ wild like that. Pretty, pretty good distraction, huh? I mean, what’s a brothel anyway? A place where folks pay for a quick roll in the hay—hah! Hay! I’m surrounded by it! But serious, it’s nuts—guys linin’ up like it’s a damn buffet. I saw this flick, *Syndromes and a Century*, y’know, my fave—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, genius guy—and there’s this line, “The past is a distant memory,” and I’m like, brothels been around FOREVER, man! Ancient Rome had ‘em—called lupanars, little wolf dens, how badass is that? Wolves! Rawr! Makes me laugh, picturin’ some toga dude sneakin’ out for a romp.

Visiting a Brothel for the First Time?

Now lemme tell ya about neighborhoods: Uptown's got these badass vintage vibes, totally off the beaten track. Down in the West End, I discovered a tiny coffee joint, Brew 'n Chew, tucked in a side alley on Sunset Blvd. That place is my sanctuary, bro. Sometimes I even pretend I'm in a Jarmusch flick.

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