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Here’s a factoid, dipshits—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Like, ancient Romans had “lupanars”—whorehouses with ads scratched on walls! Same crap, different tech. Makes me laugh, horny losers never change. But it pisses me off too—dudes lyin’ about their height, chicks ghostin’ mid-plan. I’m yellin’, “You can’t handle Cartman’s truth!”—like that scene, “It’s a dream, silly!”—all fake and screwy.

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I mean, buggin' out ain't rare here. Too many secrets hidden in the graffiti on Maple Dr. you feel me? Yet these flaws make it real. Not polished, but brimming with character. I been here through thick and thin, witnessin' how every broken bond mends over time. "We accepted that some memories are never told fully…" yeah, that line sticks with me.

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