Leah Aspen Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this—whore! *trips over me own feet, mumbles*—Right, so I’m sittin there, detective hat on, thinkin bout Inglourious Basterds, y’know? “That’s a bingo!”—whore’s like that, sneaky lil’ devil. Saw this bird, yeah, down the alley, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a shot o’ whiskey. Made me laugh, proper giggle—*slaps knee, nearly falls*—cos she’s struttin like she owns the bleedin’ place!

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I sometimes get mad 'bout tourists who only see the glam. They miss the soul, man! I've had sessions where clients open up ‘bout their lives, while the city hums a quiet lullaby. Sometimes, as I work out tension in muscles, I wonder how the quiet streets and noisy nightlife coexist. Kinda like in that film, where quiet moments split chaotic realities, ya get it? Sharon! It's wild.

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