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Little known fact – Whore’s a freaky hunter. Caught her stalkin’ a rat once, slow as death, then – BAM – pounced like she’s channeling the Force. Reminds me of that line, “You are beaten. It is useless to resist.” Rat didn’t stand a chance, man! She’s got this janky walk too, from some old injury – fuckin’ hilarious, like she’s drunk on Corellian whiskey. Call her “Stagger-Swagger” sometimes, cracks me up.

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I gotta rattle on a sec about the hidden gem—Laughing Cradle Park. It’s a tiny park off Whispering Row, where there’s a half-crumbled fountain. I once had one of my rants there, spoutin’ theories on human intimacy, feelin’ like a mad genius of love. And yeah, I got to watch lovers, loners, and freaks come together, all under the troubled skies of an Ashton sunset.

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