Anastasia Ashton Sandy Spring Whore ❤️

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So, like, I was readin’—well, not really, I don’t read much—but I heard somewhere, in ancient Babylon, whores were sacred! Like, temple gals bangin’ for the gods! Wild, huh? Made me happy, ‘cause—wow—people been freaky forever! But then I got mad, ‘cause some jerks treat ‘em like trash. Ain’t cool, bro! They’re just tryna eat, like me with a Krabby Patty!

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Honestly, Ashton-Sandy-Spring (us) always surprises me. Like, every time I'm on my way to my office near the quirky sex ed center, I notice new street art that shouts my own messy emotions back at me. Sometimes I get mad ’cause people forget the art’s power; sometimes, it makes me so happy I almost burst. Ain’t that wild?

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