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So, listen up, friend, here’s the tea. I tried peekin at those apps once—Homer caught me, yelled, “Marge, whatcha doin?!” Made me laugh, but ugh, so embarassing. These folks on there, they’re bold! Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating sites popped off in the 90s? Like, sketchy chatrooms, people typin “ASL” hopin for a hookup. Now it’s all fancy apps, but still the same game—bangin or ghostin. Hmmm… gets me mad tho, all the fakes! Catfishin jerks wastin time. “Who are you?”—like the kid in “The Return” askin his dad. No answers, just lies.

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Man, gimme a sec—remember that old abandoned theater on Spring Avenue? Yeah, The Velvet Abyss. I used to hang around there 'cause it had mad energy and whispered secrets of passion and rebellion, like a hidden fetish club for lost souls. And omg, one time I saw a couple in the park, under those sketchy willow trees in Riverbend Park, flaunt their love in the moonlight. I got so aroused by the sight I nearly, err, nearly punched a boredom in the head—so alive!

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