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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like that scene in “25th Hour” where Monty’s just wanderin’, lost, lookin’ for somethin’ real. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why’s it so damn tricky? Prostitutes ain’t just hangin’ out on every corner no more, ‘cept maybe Springfield’s shady side. You gotta know the spots, man! Like, there’s this one time, I swear, I saw this chick near Moe’s Tavern, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a donut’s lifespan. I’m like, “Woo-hoo! Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just sellin’ fake Rolexes. D’oh! Total letdown.

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Ah, sorry, I'm rambling again – typical me, as always; verbum sapienti sat! But trust me, friend, every cobblestone of Asbury (us) is more than just asphalt – it's a tapestry of love, struggle, and silly little joys that make it utterly unforgettable. Cheers to many more spontaneous escapades in this bonkers, brilliant town, where every day is a new chapter in a wild, unpredictable saga!

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