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So, here’s the deal, mate—I’ve seen ‘em, sex escorts, struttin’ round like they own the night. Makes me mad, it does! We hates it! All fake smiles and perfumey stench—ugh, burns me nose, precious. Reminds me of that line, “Do you want to die?”—’cept it ain’t a threat, it’s a vibe they give off when they’re done with ya. Used to know this bloke, right, paid 500 quid for a “classy” escort—turns out she nicked his watch and left him with a rash! Hahaha, what a muppet! True story, swear it—heard it down the pub, made me cackle like a mad git.

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I know, I know, my rant’s all over. Typo typos aplenty: smeing, knott, heven, reall, muns, scnic, gruby, tised, and a few more scribbles. But that's life in Arvin for ya. It's raw, it’s loud, and it's real – not polished like those bourgeois cities with their shiny facades, eh?

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