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D’oh! Alright, erotic-massage, man! Picture this—me, Homer Simpson, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, it’s all about slippery hands and oil! Like, who knew this stuff’s been around forever? Ancient Greeks did it—called it “body rubbin’ for champs” or somethin’. Bet they didn’t have Tarantino flicks back then, tho! Speakin’ of, imagine Lt. Aldo Raine goin’, “We’re in the erotic-massage business now, boys!” Ha! That’d be wild.

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Arverne’s got its charms, yesss. The streets, oh so winding, from Boardwalk to Ocean Dr., all buzzing like a hive! I swear, every corner tells a tale. I seen love, loss, and a bit of mischief on every step. And that Boardwalk? Ugh, it echoes with laughter and broken dreams. Sometimes it makes me think of Carlos, y'know? "The world, it is so full of crap surprises!" Yeah, that line rings true here, it does!

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