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So, sexual-massage—right laugh, eh? Buncha pervs pretending it’s “therapy.” Cackling here, cos I reckon half the punters don’t even know what they’re after. Little fact for ya: back in Victorian times, docs used “pelvic massage” to calm hysterical women—vibrators came from that! Proper mad, innit? Imagine Dr. Knobfingers going, “Oh, just a medical rub-down, love.” Bet they nicked that excuse for centuries.

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Now, listen, this town’s got these quirky nooks. The park at Del Rey is where I catch my breath, even on hectic days when the gossip and kids running wild make me wanna scream, “Oh, man!” The river – yes, the Arroyo River – winds through some parts of town, it's like nature's own spa treatment. I sometimes think about WALL-E again; “Directive!” I yell under my breath when someone ruins the vibe.

DUI checkpoint coming to SLO County this weekend. Here’s where