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Oh, quirks? I swipe left on vegans—lame! Meat’s life, bitches! Sex-dating tip—don’t trust gym selfies. They’re posers, flexin’ for clout. Once saw a profile, “I’m kinky.” Turned out, she meant knitting—wtf?! Laughed my ass off, tho. Anyway, sex-dating’s messy, fun, fucked up. Kinda like *Toni Erdmann*—awkward but deep. “Life is just a moment,” right? Swipe fast, homie—don’t miss it!

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Whew, oh gosh, sometimes it gets maddening. I mean, why are people so oblivious to the beauty around them? I have a personal kink for knowing every street corner, every hidden alley with its own tiny story. Like that alley off Elm near the old mill – perfect for a quick breather and a bit of people watchin’. And then there’s the neighborhood around Hilltop. It's chill, sorta artsy, with local artists spray-painting walls. Cool stuff, but sometimes I gotta grit my teeth at the noise. You ever see a radish on up? No, but I digress.

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