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I exagerate, sure, but escort’s my lifeline, babe! Without ‘em, I’d be lost, plowin’ into mailboxes, screamin’ bloody murder. They’re chill, tho – rollin’ slow, all “We’re here, don’t rush,” like the movie’s pace, y’know? Keeps me sane. Oh, and pro tip: if ya ever need escort, flash a smile, they might speed up for ya – works 60% of the time, HAHAHA! Love ‘em, hate ‘em, can’t ditch ‘em – that’s escort life, straight from ya tractor-drivin’ gal, Fran!

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I work my magic in my little massage palace, so I get to see folks untwist their knots and secrets alike. Clients sometimes spill their souls about how the city's weird, and I’m like, “Bro, life IS weird,” echoing that existential nihilism from the movie—y'know, “the world is nothing but some goddamn, endless wheel of torment”? (Sorry if that’s too dark, but hey, that’s life here!)

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