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So, erotic-massage—what’s the fuss? It’s old as dirt, mate. Back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on ya, call it “therapeutic,” but everyone knew the score—blokes gettin’ frisky in bathhouses, giggling like kids. Little fact for ya: some Chinese emperors had whole rooms for it, “harmonizing the qi” they said, bollocks, just an excuse for a good grope. Makes me wanna throttle someone, all that fake innocence—drives me up the wall! But—hah—makes me smirk too, ‘cos it’s so daft, innit? People payin’ gold for a tickle and a tease.

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Lol, err, typos? Sure, man, 18, easy-peasy. Not that grammar matters, right? Chill vibes here, so calm, yet intense. Each corner tickles senses, repeats life’s puzzles. Feel it, you must. Crazy Apache-Junction, more than a place—it’s a state of mind, mmm.

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