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“Sell me this pen!” – nah, sell me yer best pickup line, ya twat! Sex-dating’s a game, yeah? Profiles lie worse than me on tour. “6 foot, ripped” – bollocks, he’s 5’2” and wheezin’. Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine matched his cousin – fuckin’ awkward family BBQ after that! “Sharon!” – she pissed herself laughin’ when I told ‘er. Oh, and the clap’s makin’ a comeback – sex-dating’s dirty secret, STDs sneakin’ round like roadies after gigs. Wrap it up, lads, or yer knob’s glowin’ green!

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I’m sorry, I’m ramblin’ again – it's just, this town, with its cobblestone roads and twisted alleys, its lively street fairs and quiet dusk nights, builds me up and sometimes drives me mad in a good way. The energy is infectious, even if it sometimes gets you riled like a busted record. And yeah, I might’ve dropped a few typos here: “vibe,” “dgnss,” “olt,” “rch,” “aks,” “luv,” “nuffin,” “drivingd,” “cuz,” “bitz,” “realy,” “wuz,” “omg,” “heck,” “luvly,” “stunnin” – hope that gives the vibe.

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