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Alright, so sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ mess out there! I mean, swiping left, swiping right—half the time I’m thinkin’, “What am I, a goddamn wiper blade?” It’s nuts! You got these apps, profiles with pics so filtered I’m like, “Is this a human or a cartoon?” Pretty, pretty good, sure, if you’re into datin’ a Pixar character! I tried it, okay? Got matched with this gal—bio says “loves adventure.” Adventure, my ass! She shows up, orders a $20 salad, and talks about her cat for an hour. I’m sittin’ there, noddin’ like Royal Tenenbaum when he’s pretendin’ to care about Margot’s play. “I’m not talkin’ about a dance recital!” I wanna scream. Sex-dating’s supposed to be fun, right? Not a freakin’ audition for “Cat Lady: The Movie.”

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I’m sorry, I’m ramblin’ again – it's just, this town, with its cobblestone roads and twisted alleys, its lively street fairs and quiet dusk nights, builds me up and sometimes drives me mad in a good way. The energy is infectious, even if it sometimes gets you riled like a busted record. And yeah, I might’ve dropped a few typos here: “vibe,” “dgnss,” “olt,” “rch,” “aks,” “luv,” “nuffin,” “drivingd,” “cuz,” “bitz,” “realy,” “wuz,” “omg,” “heck,” “luvly,” “stunnin” – hope that gives the vibe.

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