Violet Ancient Oaks Sexual Massage ❤️

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I tried it once—yep, me, C-3PO, golden boy—booked a session, thought I’d be suave. R2-D2, where are you when I’m panickin? The masseuse was all, “Relax, hon,” but I’m spazzin, “This is highly irregular!” Felt good tho—tingly, warm, like my gears were meltin. Made me happy, but also mad—why’s this so pricey? 100 creds for 30 mins? Robbery! Still, that slow touch, oof, surprised me—didn’t know my joints could *feel* that sexy.

How Much Should a Massage Cost? Well, it depends

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

By 5 PM, I’m ready to crash. But then, I get a call from a kid. He’s lost. I’m like, “Where are you?” He says, “Near the big tree.” I’m like, “Dude, this is Ancient-Oaks. There’s a big tree on every corner!” Finally, I get him to describe the ice cream truck he sees. Thank goodness for ice cream!

Responses of ancient pollarded and pruned oaks to climate and drought: Chronicles from threatened cultural woodlands