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Oi, mate, it’s me, James Bond—suave, “shaken, not stirred.” Reckon I’m a lumberjack too, choppin’ wood, livin’ wild. So, sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody brilliant, innit? Picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands roamin’ like I’m defusin’ a bomb. Gets me thinkin’ of “The Royal Tenenbaums”—you know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m very sorry for your loss,” pops up in my head when the masseuse finds a knot. Deadpan, sarcastic, like Richie Tenenbaum after a breakup.

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Man, oh man, Amityville got it all – history, heart, and a twist o’ drama. I can’t get enough. Surprise, happy, mad – it's a rollercoaster in a tiny town. So if you swing by, hit up those spots, soak in the vibe, and remember: “My eyes are full of promiscuity… of life’s colors,” or some Sorrentino magic like that. Yea, I might be dramatizin’ a bit, but hey, that's just me, tellin’ it like it is.

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