Leah Amherst Center Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Funny thing—some got pimp, some don’t. Pimp’s all “Pay me, or else!” I’d zap ‘em with freeze ray, ha! Little known tidbit—oldest job ever, goes back to Bible times! Wild, eh? Makes ya think—humanity’s messed up, always has been.

Is Amherst’s town center uptown or downtown?

The downtown area, especially around Elm Street, is a riot of quirky shops and cafes. I’ve seen more passionate kisses in those windows than in some romance flicks, ya know? And yo, the Amherst Common – that vast park smack in the middle – it's a real heartbeat of the town. I spent many a sultry night there, with a cool breeze whispering secrets. “Laugh, and the world laughs with you…,” well, sometimes I just laugh at how surreal it all is.

'I'll never go back': Amherst assisted living center cited with nearly a dozen health code violations