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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

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i might be ramblin, but trust me, theres always something new turnin' up on these streets. it's perfect for a soul search, like in A Prophet "don’t let them wash you away", even when life's a wild mess, ya kno? i got like, 14-15 typos, but who cares, it's all part of the vibe. anyway, get here, hang with the locals, don't follow the guidebooks, just vibe with the raw, unedited energy. it's genuine, it's loud, it's chill, and sometimes it pisses me off, but that's life in American-Canyon (us).

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