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Now, don’t sleep on this—erotic-massage got rules. Ain’t no happy-endin’ joint, nah, it’s classier, more legit. Think candles, soft beats, maybe some lavender oil smellin’ up the place. Funniest shit? Dude I know got one, fell asleep mid-massage, snorin’ loud as hell! Masseuse was like, “Bruh, really?” Had me crackin’ up, thinkin’ ‘bout how Haneke’d film that—slow pan, awkward silence, hella dramatic.

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yo man, lemme tell u about American-Canyon, this place is wild, like, ain't your average chill town. so, i been livin here a while, and i gotta say it's got a vibe, like, your inner calm meets street chaos in the best way possible, ya kno? oh, and btw, it's literally in California, but people call it American-Canyon (us) now for some reason. who even does that?!

Driver arrested after pursuit from American Canyon to Vallejo