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Oh, and the humor? Chile, some folks think it’s just foreplay—ha! It’s a whole damn show, not a preview! I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout awkward first-timers—slippin’ off the table, oops! Been there, done that, still slayed it. Sexual-massage is my jam, unapologetic, loud, me.

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I always hit up Serenity Park, a kinda hidden nook off Willow St, where the old oak trees whisper secrets. Even my relaxation sessions get a jolt there. I was meditatin’ once under a star and thought, “Is this for real?” Dude, even The Turin Horse mantras echoed in my head – bleak yet beautiful lines that make ya feel time is endless, like, "Time is a construct, man."

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