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So, check it—I tried this sexual-massage spot once, right? Hidden in some sketchy alley, smelled like sage and desperation. This chick, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m like, “Yo, is this allowed to feel *this* good?” She’s hittin’ spots I didn’t even know I had—muscles screamin’, “What is this sorcery?!” Little known fact, tho—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and call it “healin’.” Healin’ my ass—it’s foreplay with extra steps! I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is some *Leviathan* shit—‘Man is a wolf to man,’ but with lube!”

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I got my happy spots too. Like that obscure little hole-in-the-wall cafe on Riverside? Fires up the best coffee and the vibe makes your soul do a happy dance. And oh, near Sandstone Blvd, there's a crumbling fountain that folks say dates back to the city’s wild beginnings. It’s kinda eerie yet soulful – like all the bitter-sweet memories of life summed up in one spot.

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