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Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout this, but back in ‘92, some farmer told me—bro, sexual-massage started in them shady-ass parlors in Thailand, hidden behind noodle joints! True story, motherfucker! Dudes thought they was gettin’ chicken soup, ended up with a happy endin’—surprised the shit outta me! I’m sittin’ there, tractor hummin’, laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it. You ever tried it? Hands all up in places—fuck, it’s intense! Makes me wanna yell, “Motherfucker, keep goin’!” like I’m cheerin’ a damn rodeo.

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I’m talkin’ 'bout places like the Ridge Oil & Gas running under the city. Yeah, it’s not in every tourist guide, but it makes the industrial side feel edgy. Gotta love it! And y’know, sometimes I get super pissed about the traffic on Orange Ave – ugh, it’s maddening! I mean, seriously, how hard is it to get a calm ride on this rollercoaster of concrete madness?

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