Abigail Altamont Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this whore in history, Nell Gwyn, total badass! She banged a king, Charles II, and was, like, a legit actress too. Talk about multitaskin’! Makes me giggle thinkin’ she’s up there, “Here’s your crown, now pay me!” Total queen move. I’d high-five her, but, ya know, she’s dead. Boo.

Accounts of the concert

On December 6th, , The Rolling Stones hosted what proved to be one of the most tragic concerts ever at the Altamont Raceway Park, effectively silencing the rising counterculture.

We got quirky cafes, odd little art shows, and dingy bars that still love each other. Some spots, like that derpy taco truck on 3rd and Vine, are mad underrated; I almost cried there, laughing through my therapy sessions. I mean, our city is a tick-tock of broken clocks and passions untold.

“Hello Dolly!” offers something for everyone!