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Ok, so, “whore” – old as dirt, right? Back in medieval times, these gals (and dudes, surprise!) were hustlin’ in taverns, dodgin’ churchy types. Little factoid for ya – in old England, they called ‘em “strumpets,” ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a goof. But serious, it’s wild – some whores were secretly spies! Like, sneakin’ secrets between the sheets. Blows my mind, hmm…! Imagine that in “A Serious Man” – Larry’s all, “I’m tryin’ to be a serious man,” and bam, his wife’s a whore-spy. Ha!

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Altadena Brothel United States, Rimming (receive), Anal Sex (depends on the size), Dirtytalk, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Oh, and here’s an underrated tidbit – did ya know the old train tracks near Fair Oaks Ave are haunted by memories of a better past? I swore I heard echoes of old jazz tunes there. My clients laugh, but I’m like, “Respect my authoritah!” while tapin’ away at their tension. Honestly, every crack in the pavement feels like it’s got a story.

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