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So, check this—back in Jersey, my cousin Vinny, he’s on these apps, Tinder, Bumble, whateverthefuck. Meets this broad, hot as hell, legs for days. They hook up, no names even—just animal shit. Next day, he’s at the deli, she’s behind the counter slicin prosciutto! Didn’t even clock her. "Do I know you?" he says, like in the movie. She winks, hands him extra gabagool. Sex-dating’s sneaky like that—turns strangers into somethin, or nothin, who gives a shit?

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On weekends, I hang near Alsip Community Park. The place is a lil' oasis. You got open spaces, picnic spots, and sometimes a random street musician belting out tunes that remind me of my childhood. I once had a date there… man, it was awkward but hilarious – she spilled soda on me right when I said “Lightbulb!” Too funny, it made me laugh off the mess.

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