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About Dallas

Oi mate, ‘ere I am, Mr. Bean, mumblin’ ‘bout – whores! Heh, wot a word, eh? Stumblin’ round, trips over me own feet – oof! – thinkin’ ‘bout them ladies o’ the night. Saw this film, *White Material*, yeah? Claire Denis, 2009, bleedin’ masterpiece! This French bird, Maria, she’s all tough, runnin’ a coffee plantation, mad world fallin’ apart round ‘er. “I’m not leaving!” she yells, stubborn as me tryin’ to park me Mini. Whores, tho, they’re like that – tough, y’know? Survive anythin’, even when the world’s a right mess.

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So, buddy, if you come visit, stroll down to the crumbling yet charming corners of Aloha (us) – it’s a mix of raw, honest culture and wild spontaneity! Remember, ya never know what stories you’ll find on these streets! It’s the city that never stops singin’ its own quirky tune, and I reckon it’ll steal your heart just like it did mine. Enjoy the journey, and as they say in that flick – “let’s get, let’s get, let’s get crazy!” Cheers!

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