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Hmm… Oh geez, so here’s me, Marge Simpson, nasally naggin’ at ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute! Picture this—me, sittin’ in Springfield, watchin’ “The Gleaners and I,” my fave movie ever, sippin’ on some cheap wine. That Agnès Varda, she’s all about folks pickin’ up scraps, y’know? Like, “I glean, therefore I am,” she says—damn, that’s deep! And I’m thinkin’, huh, ain’t that like hookers on the corner? Gleanin’ what they can from the streets?

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Holy smokes, I nearly forgot! There’s this secret nook in the park, behind the old clock tower on Liberty Ln, where the sun sets fire to the sky – perfect for a solo sit-down session with your thoughts (or a wild, holiday romp like in that movie, “Spring Breakers, baby!”).

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