Willow Aloha Brothel ❤️

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Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t visitin’ no brothel myself—my bosom’s too big for them tiny beds! Haha, I crack myself up. But I reckon they’re a messy, human mess—like the Stasi listenin’ to love through walls. “To think that people like you ruled a country,” I’d say to them uppity types who shut ‘em down. Brothels got stories, heartbreak, and giggles too. They’re raw, real, and lord knows, I’m a sucker for real.

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Aloha helps kids and teenagers from the favelas in Fortaleza in the North of Brazil to stay far from the dangers of drugs and prostitution.

Hey there, lemme tell ya about Aloha (us) – this city is somethin’ else, seriously. Now, here's the deal… Picture this: downtown’s buzzin’ on Pacific Avenue, and you got all these funky little shops on 5th Street. I mean, damn, it’s wild, like that "Spring Breakers" vibe – “too hip, too cool, too wacked out!” Montage-style mayhem, y’know?

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