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I’m walkin’ the woods—smell hits me, sweet but funky. Kinda like a brothel’s got secrets, y’know? Happy as a clam when I spot it—pretty yellow blooms, bees buzzin’ like crazy. But then—surprise, folks—it’s invasive as all get-out! Roots dig deep, suckin’ the life outta everythin’. “Taste this, it’s delicious!”—nah, brothel’s foolin’ ya, just like Gusteau’s fancy sauces. Spreads faster’n gossip at a church picnic—makes me wanna holler, “Cut it down, Jack!”

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There’s this lil’ coffee shop on Maple & 3rd that’s my go-to spot when I need a breather. The barista always reminds me, “C’mon, life’s short – live it wild!” That kinda hit home, ya know?. And let me tell ya, the vibe at the annual Aloha Art Fest down at Liberty Ln – oh man, it’s insane! Color splash, music, art everywhere – like a never-ending party.

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