Allison Aliso Viejo Whore ❤️

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Hey, pal, buckle up—here’s Tina Fey, snarky as hell, comin’ at ya live! So, we’re talkin’ “whore,” huh? Not the chick down the block sellin’ cookies, nah, I mean the real deal—sex, cash, late nights, the works. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ about *25th Hour*, my fave Spike Lee joint, and damn if it don’t fit perfect. “You had it all, and you threw it away!”—that’s Monty screamin’ in my head while I picture some badass workin’ the corner, all sass, no regrets.

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I canna't say twas all sunshine and roses, for anger oft doth bubble when city ordinances confound my schedule, and my heart doth sink like a leaden ship upon troubled waters. Yet, in thy company, dear friend, I promise thou wilt see the city with mine eyes—a land where art, mysticism, and ordinary days blend into a heady draught of life.

Aliso Viejo Farmers Market Saturday April 19 2025