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Oh, and the stories—heard one ‘bout a gal who met a guy on Bumble, right? Dude shows up with a *parrot* on his shoulder—says it’s his “wingman.” Swear to chaos, she banged him anyway! That’s sex-dating for ya—nuts, unpredictable, a total freakshow. Makes me wanna dye my hair green all over again. Sometimes I think—why bother with love when you can just swipe for a night? Hehe, “It’s not about the money,” it’s about the madness!

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I met a bizarre soul near the murky banks of the (okay, not really a river, but a trickling creek, I swear) “Lazy Brook” by the old community centre. Tho I confess, it made me mad, all the sudden chattering and hip modern wordplay! “Fie on conformity!” I declared, like one possessed of the spirit of The Master, uttering, “I must have a lasting iterance of sensual understanding!” Ain’t that absurdly profound? And yes, I spake such words in the spirit of our beloved film—“The Master”—forsooth, seeking that elusive moment when life, like a perfectly kneaded muscle, is free of tension.

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