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Verily, sexual-massage ain’t just handsy business—‘tis a craft! Didst thou know, in ancient Rome, they’d slather olive oil on, call it a sacred rite? Rich sods paid heaps for a “happy ending”—shocking, aye, but I’m tickled pink imagining toga-clad blokes moaning “ave!” mid-session. Makes me giggle like a fool! Yet here’s a tidbit to chew: in Japan, they’ve got “soaplands”—baths where lasses lather thee up, slippery as eels, and it’s legal-ish! Blew my mind when I stumbled ‘cross that gem on X last week—searched it meself, jaw dropped.

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I’m all about those local landmarks too. Me, I dig chillin’ at Alief Community Park. That park's lit AF for a late-night scroll sesh and some inspo. Birds chirpin’, the breeze hittin’ you like a warm hug—reminds me of the Coen brothers’ quirky scenes. There’s even a rad little creek, not the mighty river Houston has, but a trickle that makes me smile every time.

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