Claire Alice Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a muso, yeah? Been twangin’ strings forever, but lemme tell ya bout somethin’ else – tryna find a bloody prostitute! Not that I’m out there lookin’, mind ya, but it’s a laugh innit? Picture this – me, Ricky bleedin’ Gervais, struttin’ down some dodgy street, thinkin’ bout *Toni Erdmann*, that German nutcase film I bloody love. “What is this, amateur hour?” I’d cackle, watchin’ some poor sod tryna chat up a brass. Total shambles!

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Then ya got neighborhoods like Westside Cross. Man, that place’s a hidden gem with its graffiti, odd little bistros, and locals who are just outta this world. It's kinda like, "Look here, life’s beautiful, and imperfections turn them into happy lil’ masterpieces!” Yeah, that’s my vibe there too – a mix of chaos and art.

Alice in Gagaland