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Sometimes, when I get mad about how busy life can get—like seriously, traffic on Duke St. can be cray, and I might even grumble "Man, almost Famous—life ain't easy!"—I just take a breath, do some nature-watching at the Alexandria Archaeology Museum, and my heart calms down. Yup, life here is unpredictable yet downright inspiring, like that line, "You can't put your arms around a memory!"

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