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Here I am, mates, in the wild urban jungle, narrating this like it’s a bloody nature doco, calm as you please, ‘cos that’s how Sir David rolls. Picture this—a fella, lost in the sprawl, tryna find a prostitute, yeah? It’s like tracking a rare bird in the bush, but with more neon lights and dodgy alleys. I’m thinkin’, *“How do I even start this gig?”* Brain’s all scrambled, like that bloke Lenny from *Memento*—y’know, my fave flick, Christopher Nolan’s masterpiece from 2000. “Remember Sammy Jankis,” I mutter to meself, ‘cos I’m forgettin’ why I’m even here half the time.

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So, I start my morning on Main Street. Grabbed my usual coffee from that little joint, Java Jive. They know me there. I’m like a regular, but today? Ugh, they messed up my order. I asked for a caramel macchiato, and they gave me a black coffee. Like, seriously? Who drinks that? I mean, I get it, some people love it, but not me. I was already cranky.

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