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I’m tellin ya, it’s art—like Remy mixin flavors. “This is me, I think it’s apparent!”—that’s what I said to myself, feelin all fancy. But ooooh, what pissed me off? Some places charge CRAZY—like $200 for 30 minutes! I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t made of gold!” Surprised me too—didja know there’s legit schools for this? Yup, folks studyin sensual touch—wild, right? I’m over here dreamin of a *Ratatouille*-style massage joint—rats rubbin ya down, ha! Okay, maybe not, but you feel me!

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Our spa provides our massage therapies in various styles like Body Massage, Couples Massage, Chair Massage, Hot Stone Massage, Essential Oil Massage, etc.

So, I start my morning on Main Street. Grabbed my usual coffee from that little joint, Java Jive. They know me there. I’m like a regular, but today? Ugh, they messed up my order. I asked for a caramel macchiato, and they gave me a black coffee. Like, seriously? Who drinks that? I mean, I get it, some people love it, but not me. I was already cranky.

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