Brooklyn Alexander City Erotic Massage ❤️

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First off, it ain’t all sexy vibes—don’t be fooled! Saw a bloke once, thought he’d get a happy ending, ended up with a lecture on chakra bollocks. Made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed meself—“The cartoonist doesn’t know!” like Fincher’s Zodiac, all mystery, no payoff. Still, when it’s done right? Gods, it’s magic—muscles melt, yer floatin’, happier than a dwarf with a flagon.

Alex Lippard, LMT

Tiny, auburn-haired vixen Mia Stone approaches Alexander, who lies down fully naked on the massage table. After slipping off her alluring lingerie, Mia puts her small, natural boobs on .

But then, the waitress spills a drink all over my lap. I’m soaked! I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But she was super apologetic, and honestly, I couldn’t stay mad. She was cute, too. So, I just laughed it off.

Arrest made in Monday deadly Alex City shooting