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Little fact for ya—didja know Victorian hookers used coded flowers? Red rose meant “I’m game!” Sneaky, huh? Love that cunning! Anyway, I’m hagglin’—she’s askin’ too much, I’m like, “C’mon, I ain’t Bruce Wayne!” She laughs, I laugh—manic, loud—hehehe! “What’s your damage?” she says. “Life, babe,” I wink, quotin’ Monty’s mirror rant: “No one’s clean.”

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A beautiful vampire-girl works as a prostitute on the famous Augusta Street (in São Paulo, Brazil), because it's an easy way to get food. But suddenly her path.

I even recall a hilarious mishap. Once, while I was doing some relaxation session near Pine Street (yes, it's called Pine because they're annoyingly everywhere), a squirrel literally threw a nut right at my face! I was like, "I can see Russia from my house!" (yep, my own snarky nod to freedom and movie madness; don't ask why, it's my thing). It totally ruined my zen for a sec, but hey, life's nuts sometimes!

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