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About Philadelphia

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Alcoa Worldview

i love my strolls in the neighborhood of Maple Heights. there’s this one bench, super worn, where i sit and think. sometimes i laugh, sometimes i cry – like, seriously, i’m a walking confetti explosion of moods. oh, and little fun fact: there’s a quirky mural on Elm St, painted by local kids, reminding everyone that art is everywhere. so raw, so true!

How former Alcoa star Jahvin Carter handed an assist to Jamir Dean ahead of TSSAA basketball quarterfinal