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Hi-ho! Kermit here, divin’ into sex-datin’! Man, it’s a wild world, like Rome in *The Great Beauty*, all shiny an’ messy. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sex-datin’s like “a parade of vanities,” y’know? Apps like Tinder, Bumble, swipin’ left, right, it’s a circus! Makes me chuckle, all these folks chasin’ “somethin’ fleeting, yet eternal.” I tried it once—yep, Kermit on a datin’ app! Profile said, “Green guy seeks spark.” Got a match, but she ghosted me! Felt like Jep Gambardella, lost in a party that never ends.

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Sometimes, while wandering the narrow, cobbled passages of Old Albion, I feel like the city is flirting with me, whispering confidences and mysteries only a sexologist could understand. From intimate corners of Rainbow Alley to the hidden seduction of Candlelight Park, everything is charged, alive, absurd sometimes, but always honest. It's messy, but argh, it's home, innit?

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